The sounds of weight-loss

I am back to the gym on a regular basis now, same old quest of weight loss….sigh….when will it end? Anyway, this is a conversation between me and a friend while I was on the cross-trainer:

Me: Dude, I’m not sure…but is this cross-trainer supposed to make all these creaking noises ?

Friend: Erm, no dude! I do believe this is the first time….

Me: Riiiiiiiiiiigggggghtttttttttt………..

(Friend kept giggling)